I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

you know what really bugs me?

this-beautifulinsanity:

tits-n-t4ts:

is when parents wont let their kid stretch their ears or dye their hair or get piercings etc just because they don’t like it.
I’m sorry but, last time i checked your kid is its own person with their own personality and style. just because you don’t like something like that, doesn’t mean your kid shouldn’t be allowed to have them.

we’re always told to ‘be ourselves’ but tbh, were not allowed to express ourselves.

A-FUCKING-MEN